
If you'd washed your hands 250 years ago, you wouldn't have pooped yourself to death. I'd be better just washing my hands of it. Isaac: This money, it's complicating everything. Jay: We haven't been on a vacation in three years but now a ghost has $10,000. You can't just exploit his labor and take all the profits for yourself. Look out for more Ghosts articles here soon as I do a season wrap-up and try to uncover who might be getting sucked off in the next couple of months in the meantime, sound off your thoughts in the comments below! What a fantastic sophomore season of Ghosts, closing it out on such a high note and leaving us wanting more, which is exactly what a season should do.

It's a fun subplot that allowed for a couple of cool guest appearances, but otherwise didn't feel quite as powerful for a season finale, despite the stakes. It also brought us out of the mansion for the first time in forever as Sam and Jay head over to the strip club where they correctly assume Woodstone died, and the result is a couple of awkward interactions but, more importantly, the revelation that he dipped his balls in a hot coffee pot in 1993 whereas Kelsey was born in 1997, making it impossible for her to be his heir and thus confirming her DNA test was fake (thanks a lot, Lawyer Dan). It wasn't the most entertaining aspect of the season finale, but it did add some much-needed momentum to the episode as everything else was getting wrapped up nicely. Meanwhile, Jessie Ennis (who is stellar on Mythic Quest, another highly recommended show) shows up at the B&B as a woman named Kelsey, assuming heir to the mansion as the daughter of David Woodstone, Sam's second cousin. It was a reminder that even though our ghosts may be dead, they are still capable of love, forgiveness, and redemption. The resolution of the conflict between Alberta and Hetty was touching and beautiful, as this show often is. I can only assume that they knew that Alberta's soft heart would not allow it.

It was genius on the part of Sasappis, Pete, Flower, and Thor, as members of the Ghost Court board, to recommend that Hetty be banished to the woods for a year as punishment. This was the perfect absurd kind of hijinks that Ghosts does so well, mixing preposterous fun with serious, heavy undertones. Alberta and Hetty's feud over Hetty's failure to tell her that her son had murdered her, a hundred years ago no less, was taken to Ghost Court. It was the perfect resolution to their big fight from last week, and the journey to get there was certainly entertaining to watch. This gave Alberta the perfect opportunity to have Hetty move in with Flower, so that she could take over Hetty's spacious and luxurious room. The announcement of Isaac and Nigel's wedding brought with it the realization that the couple would be moving into Nigel's room.
